Cross Dressing

Dan Steele has it made. He’s on top of his game as creative director of The Prescott Agency in L.A.; a jaundiced adman who looks at you and sees a narrow demographic–and a very fat paycheck. His identical twin Michael, a do-good Catholic priest, can traipse around the Third World doing all the emergency relief work he wants. For Dan, doing good means having the biggest home entertainment center money can buy. But his life of conspicuous consumption is about to come to a horrible screeching whoa.
 
Meanwhile, Father Michael has just returned from Rwanda, having fallen ill, and Dan sends him to the hospital on his own insurance coverage — after all, what’s a brother for, right? But when Michael’s disease turns fatal, Dan’s looking at hard time for insurance fraud — and since Dan needs to hide from an enraged copywriter whose brilliant idea he stole — his best solution is to take up the cloth, masquerading as his brother, the Father. Soon, Dan is thrust into a world even savvier in the wiles of marketing and mass persuasion than his own: the world of organized religion. But worse, in addition to the homicidal copywriter, a shadowy and dangerous figure from Father Michael’s past is also advancing ever closer towards Dan and the good-looking, gun-toting Sister Peg, who gives him impure thoughts about renouncing his vow…not that he ever took one, anyway…
 
Before it’s over, Dan dreams up a fabulous advertising campaign for the Catholic Church, makes a startling discovery about Sister Peg, and — with the help of a rebellious monsignor and his gun-toting Sister of Mercy — Dan saves both the Care Center and his brother’s soul.